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• Protein is the most filling macro
• Having something protein rich means you’re less like to overeat at snack times ??
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Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever found yourself stuck in a never-ending line at the grocery store, wondering if you’ll ever make it out alive? We’ve all been there, desperately scanning the tabloids for a distraction, only to realize that yes, Jennifer Aniston is still dating someone irrelevant.

But fear not, my shopping-weary friends, for I come bearing good news: the “Express Lane” is here to save the day! This magical lane promises quick and efficient service for those of us who have no time for idle chit chat with our bagging buddies.

Picture this: you glide up to the cashier with your handful of items, feeling like a supermarket VIP. And before you know it, your purchases are whisked through in record time, leaving you free to roam the aisles and ponder life’s important questions, like why do they call it a “pineapple” when it clearly does not contain any apples?

So next time you find yourself dreading the checkout process, remember the lifesaving powers of the Express Lane. It may just be the best thing to happen to grocery shopping since the invention of self-checkout machines (which, let’s be honest, are more trouble than they’re worth). So go forth, my fellow shoppers, and may your wait in line be short and your bags full of discounted potato chips. Cheers to the Express Lane!